To seize everything you ever wanted in one moment.
Would you capture it or just let it slip?
His cynos ready, knees weak, finger is ready.
There's ozone in his hanger already, carriers are scary.
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs but he keeps on forgetting what fleet he's in
The whole crowd goes so loud, he lights the cyno
and the carriers come out, INIT is choking now.
Everybody's joking now.
The clock's run out, time's up over, Blaow!
Snap back to reality. Oh there goes gravity.
Oh, there goes the rorq, he choked, he's so mad but he won't
Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows
His whole back's to his panic, it don't matter, he broke
He know's that but he's panic'd, he's so stagnant,
He knows, when INIT subcaps arrive that's when it's back to the spod again yo,
This whole spod he better go capture it and hope he don't die again.
In English:
>be chikun
>login carrier and camper alts
>turn on Discord for pings
>start reading freerangechikuns
>*ping*Targets to drop*ping*
>ohshit.jpg
>login yz- carrier and bomber
>Undock - “Take bridge"
>”Warp Drive Active”
>”Warp Drive Active”
>”Warp Drive Active”
>”Warp Drive Active”
>”Warp Drive Active”
>lands on rorquals
>pre-aligns
>approach rorqual
>"Decloak bomb"
>"Decloak bomb"
>"Decloak bomb"
>"Decloak bomb"
>camper sees 6 rorquals
>speak up in ts
>shit horde forming
>horde dictors bubble
>cyno up/undock
>jump carrier
>fuck yeah I’m elite
>ghost ride dictors
>'Templare 1 smashes"
>tab to my emergency cyno
>'Rorqual panic'd'
>rorqual dies +1 kill mark on Thanatos
>fuck yeah I'm elite
>warp off and cloak
>fuck yeah I’m elite
>jump to cyno and dock
>tab back to cyno
>died to INIT jackdaws
>back home, but rorqual died
>fuck yeah, I’m elite
>dock up and logoff
>make's fun of horde for feeding
>looks at killboard, no deaths excav and rorq kills
>what plebs - fuck yeah I’m elite
>post an aar about how elite I am
>tfw I’m elite as fuck, fuck yeah
>chikunbtw.wmv
- Comp
Carriers and dictors and bombers - What did you do?
Killed some bitchass rorquals that's what I did. - Positives
I'm a god tier cloaky camper and secure multiple rorqual kills on a weekly basis. - Negatives
I don't eat, sleep, and depressed - What to improve on
Eating, sleeping, not being depressed - Battlereport
Fuck you pay me:
https://zkillboard.com/related/30004595/201908181800/
PS Niv get a job at NG please.
