Huola Port Authority: Open for Business

[rina_kondur]

Stopping crime one Thrasher at a time.

My inaugural fleet for Huola Port Authority was a smashing success. With a probing alt on station and Thrashers in hand, we set forth to protect the gates and stations of Huola.

Our initial stop was a Bifrost speeding off station. We stopped him and he pulled a gun, we made short work of him. While patrolling the beat we came across the repeat offender that goes by DuBoi Dustite. The first and second stop resulted in relieving him of his stolen vehicles.

We later caught Dato Koppla in a speed trap and sent him off to think about what he'd done. It's rumored he had acquired 35 'kill marks' as badges of pride on his vessel. Towards the end of our patrol, a fellow officer was gunned down off road, and we caught their scapegoat.

Some notable insults directed at our fellow officers...

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[ 2016.01.27 02:08:34 ] K00wip > is this like
[ 2016.01.27 02:08:39 ] K00wip > l33t nullsec tactics
[ 2016.01.27 02:08:41 ] Khaos Hakomairos > -vaping intensifies-
[ 2016.01.27 02:08:44 ] Riytan Toralen > SO MUCH SALT DAD PLS
[ 2016.01.27 02:09:00 ] Riytan Toralen > IM A HIGHSCHOOLER I HAD TOO MUCH SALT TODAY
[ 2016.01.27 02:09:03 ] Nathan Myakis > K00wip geez, nub. l337
[ 2016.01.27 02:09:07 ] Praeus > its cool guys
[ 2016.01.27 02:09:14 ] Praeus > They just wanna keep getting picked off 1 by 1
[10:13 PM]
as we killed his proph
[10:13 PM]
[ 2016.01.27 02:16:21 ] Praeus > god damn
[ 2016.01.27 02:16:28 ] Praeus > took you guys long enough to grow balls
[ 2016.01.27 02:16:36 ] Ritto > goddeem
[ 2016.01.27 02:16:41 ] Newton the Gnu > They were leet null tacticing
[10:14 PM]
[ 2016.01.27 02:23:30 ] K00wip > punishewr fleets
[ 2016.01.27 02:23:34 ] K00wip > the bane of low sec fw

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[ 2016.01.27 02:24:37 ] K00wip > punny fleets are just really annoying to fight
[ 2016.01.27 02:24:39 ] Land 780 > with them puni fleets
[ 2016.01.27 02:24:40 ] Land 780 > dog
[ 2016.01.27 02:24:40 ] Karitan Aegis > I mean, it's more like the collective sum of the salt over the last few days.
[ 2016.01.27 02:24:43 ] Khaos Hakomairos > I've gotta vape sweeeter stuff to get rid of this salt
[ 2016.01.27 02:24:45 ] K00wip > so we assume you don't want to fight when you bring that out
[ 2016.01.27 02:24:51 ] Riytan Toralen > WE GET IT YOU VAPE
[ 2016.01.27 02:24:53 ] Karitan Aegis > It's a veriable mountain.

[shadowozera1]

I read your post Rina <3

[james_msyu]

[rina_kondur]

HPA formed up for the nightly rounds. Traffic was fairly civil in system, so we setup a checkpoint on the entrace from Otelen to check for drugs and illegals coming in. Our first stop was a Keres smuggling in some highly illegal Remote Sensor Damps. Followed by a suspicious Navitas that cloaked and attempted to resist arrest. Fresh out of Officer Training, Rct. Chainsaw McGinny made the stop and his fellow officers backed him up.

Later we stopped a Rifter for an emissions check and he failed. He proceeded to fly around warning other drives of the checkpoint but that didn't help another cloaky illegal. This Astero came through with an obvious black market warp core stab setup and was relieved of his property. Also caught was a Heron attempting to enter system, for what I can only assume was an attempt to setup an illegal chop shop operation.

Our last stop of the night was a Dominix Navy Issue. We made initial contact and Officer Pinky Feldman helped hold him down for backup to arrive. Once we searched him we found him to be carrying a full load of illegal modules he used to resist arrest. He had his own backup but we were able to hold the Stork down and keep him from jumping his friend to safety.

[fenrir_vice]

For posterity sake.
also ignore the karitan parts, his brain doesn't work so good these days

[ 2016.01.25 01:44:42 ] K00wip > we don't wanna pay to shoot you guys
[ 2016.01.25 01:44:49 ] K00wip > and fighting neuts is soooooo old
[ 2016.01.25 01:44:49 ] Fenrir Vice > WHAT?
[ 2016.01.25 01:44:55 ] K00wip > like we're actual pirates
[ 2016.01.25 01:44:56 ] Fenrir Vice > pay to shoot us?
[ 2016.01.25 01:44:59 ] Fenrir Vice > is that a threat?
[ 2016.01.25 01:45:01 ] K00wip > so it'd just be easier for us to rek you guys
[ 2016.01.25 01:45:01 ] Karitan Aegis > Are you familiar with lowsec, and how it works?
[ 2016.01.25 01:45:04 ] K00wip > if there was a war
[ 2016.01.25 01:45:12 ] Fenrir Vice > IS THAT A THREAT?
[ 2016.01.25 01:45:18 ] Fenrir Vice > wardex us then
[ 2016.01.25 01:45:18 ] K00wip > a threat?
[ 2016.01.25 01:45:19 ] K00wip > lol
[ 2016.01.25 01:45:19 ] Karitan Aegis > You know. I'll actually dec you.
[ 2016.01.25 01:45:20 ] K00wip > ummm
[ 2016.01.25 01:45:22 ] Fenrir Vice > like we give a fuck
[ 2016.01.25 01:45:24 ] K00wip > I thought that was obvious?
[ 2016.01.25 01:45:25 ] K00wip > lol
[ 2016.01.25 01:45:25 ] Karitan Aegis > Here's the deal I'll make.
[ 2016.01.25 01:45:39 ] Karitan Aegis > You pay me for the dec cost and I'll throw down the wardec.
[ 2016.01.25 01:45:40 ] K00wip > just dec us
[ 2016.01.25 01:45:47 ] Fenrir Vice > we won't dec you
[ 2016.01.25 01:45:47 ] K00wip > no lol
[ 2016.01.25 01:45:49 ] Fenrir Vice > you're all pirate
[ 2016.01.25 01:45:51 ] Fenrir Vice > why would we dex you
[ 2016.01.25 01:45:53 ] Fenrir Vice > dec*
[ 2016.01.25 01:45:54 ] K00wip > We need isk to buy ships
[ 2016.01.25 01:45:55 ] Fenrir Vice > are you simple?
[ 2016.01.25 01:45:56 ] K00wip > to kill your carriers
[ 2016.01.25 01:45:58 ] K00wip > duh
[ 2016.01.25 01:45:59 ] K00wip > lol
[ 2016.01.25 01:46:11 ] Fenrir Vice > yeah blitzkrieg are a little special
[ 2016.01.25 01:46:22 ] K00wip > so if you haven't realized yet im just trolling the fuck outa you
[ 2016.01.25 01:46:28 ] K00wip > so yea fuck you guys just dec us
[ 2016.01.25 01:46:33 ] K00wip > cause really
[ 2016.01.25 01:46:34 ] Fenrir Vice > no u
[ 2016.01.25 01:46:36 ] K00wip > gcc is so annoying
[ 2016.01.25 01:46:37 ] Karitan Aegis > I will, if you pay me for the dec.
[ 2016.01.25 01:46:44 ] K00wip > ok bye bye girlies o/ <3<3
[ 2016.01.25 01:46:49 ] Fenrir Vice > k by